Jessica Simpson’s career has hit a new low with The Price of Beauty , which premiered last night, and that is really saying something considering recent years.

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Jessica Simpson, The Price of Beauty Redefine Awful

The world’s embattled top golfer, Tiger Woods, announced today that he’s planning his golf comeback at the year’s first major championship, The Masters, in April. It will mark Woods’ return to golf action for the first time since a 9-iron was wielded by his crazed wife after his many infidelities were exposed Thanksgiving eve. Tiger announced the news on his website: “The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect.

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Tiger Woods to Return to Golf at the Masters

Spencer Pratt is not retiring from The Hills to combat cyber threats, despite a hilarious, apparently serious report from People magazine Monday suggesting this. The website cited a statement from Pratt himself claiming that he was joining the cyber security division at the American Defense Enterprise in the near future.

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Spencer Pratt Temporarily Leaves The Hills For Anger Management Counseling, Not Crime Fighting