One is a Grammy-winning singer and certifiable douchebag who gets lots of girls and brags about it with absurd comments regarding sexual napalm.

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One is a Grammy-winning singer and certifiable douchebag who gets lots of girls and brags about it with absurd comments regarding sexual napalm. The other is an MTV reality star who talks about himself in the third person, fake tans, also gets a lot of (far less attractive) girls and is proud of it. One has chiseled abs because he works at a gym

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John Mayer or The Situation: Who’d You Rather …

Looks like congratulations are in order for cycling champion Lance Armstrong: he’s expecting his fifth child, and second with girlfriend Anna Hansen! Lance announced the news this way: by creating a Twitter account for the kid, ” Cincoarmstrong .” That may be the lamest thing we’ve ever heard . The quote-unquote baby’s first entries: “I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and [I’m] 2 inches long.

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Lance Armstrong and Anna Hansen: Expecting!