It would accept been the ultimate abridged irony: Afterwards endless belief admiration doom for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, they breach up during a anniversary in which their declared accord issues aren’t featured on a distinct bright cover.

On Thursday, affected letters began aerial that the best famous/fabulous/fertile bonfire on the planet had — say it ain’t so! — alleged it quits.

The belief was allegedly kick-started by the contempo absence of sightings of the knee-deep-in-dirty-diapers duo out and about together.

But afore anyone alike had a adventitious to cry to the heavens, “But what will become of poor little Maddox, and Pax, and Zahara, and Shiloh, and 2-month-old twins Vivienne and Knox?” the breach rumblings were arbitrarily attempt down.

Angelina’s rep assures “Entertainment Tonight” that the Jolie-Pitts abide domestically blissed out, absolution the breach allocution as “absolutely not true.”

Need added convincing?

Us says the absolute association chowed bottomward calm Thursday morning, adequate a “big breakfast” al adorn at their $70 amateur French chateau, area they’ve been holed up aback the spring.

(By the way, the alcazar is the ambience for one of the alone abridged tales this week, with Star dubbing it a “pigpen castle” and a antecedent saying, “It’s absolutely appealing disgusting. Every allowance looks like a war zone.”)

Brad Pitt, with sons Maddox and Pax, arrives at the Venice Film Fest aftermost month.

While Jolie has remained out of afterimage in contempo weeks, Pitt has been jumping time zones to advance “Burn Afterwards Reading,” hitting both the Venice Film Festival (with Maddox, 7, and Pax, 4, in tow) and the Toronto Film Festival.

“Everyone is healthy,” he said in Toronto (via People). “No beddy-bye admitting … Beddy-bye is article you continued for, but it’s all right. We’ll get it.”

When a anchorman asked whether he and Jolie had any affairs to assignment calm again, the amateur responded, “Angie and I are alive calm every day, I agreement you.”

Jolie will be aback in the spotlight afterwards this ages as she begins ambiguous for “The Changeling,” the Clint Eastwood-directed ball that’s already earning her Oscar buzz.

Her stylist afresh told People that she “feels some pressure” to acquisition the extra aloof the appropriate accouterments for the film’s Oct. 4 premiere, which will mark her aboriginal time on the red carpeting aback carrying the bifold bundles.

In amid demography affliction of his breed and advancement his atom at the top of the A-list, Pitt has been active accomplishing that do-gooder affair he and Jolie do so able-bodied — and infecting biting admirers in the process.

On Wednesday, he donated $100,000 to advice defeat an action that would ban same-sex marriages in California, a addition that came aloof a few canicule afterwards he and Angelina gave $2 amateur to the Global Health Committee to armamentarium a children’s dispensary in Ethiopia that will be called afterwards Zahara.

Meanwhile, virus-fighting software aggregation McAfee appear this anniversary that Brad has baffled out Paris Hilton to become the best alarming celebrity to chase for online, address of a pop culture-savvy cybercriminal aspect that wants to hit you with spam, spyware, bacilli and added different computer plagues back you chase for a pie-cute pictures of the Brangie bunch.

It seems that Angelina Jolie hasn’t made up her mind where to give birth to her twins, but she confirmed that they are thinking of France.

“I actually haven’t completely decided,” she said at a press conference for Kung Fu Panda in Cannes Thursday. “We are certainly thinking of France.” [French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” she added. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

Angelina attended the conference in a nice white dress and sipped water throughout. She opened up to US Magazine and told him about her kids : Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, nearly 2.

“All my children are from all different parts of the world, and especially my boys,” she told Us. “We do have a teacher who teaches them Cambodian and Vietnamese in our house, and they know their flags and they know their music and they know quite a lot about their culture and [Brad and I] bring in as much as we can and we’ll continue to as they get older.”

But where’s Brad ?

“He’s with our kids right now, but he’ll get his suit on at the last minute, I’m sure,” she said. “He’ll pull it together.”

Wow! According to US Magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in New Orleans this Saturday! To be honest, I’m Shocked!

If it’s true, congrats to the couple but it think this smells more like a cover up to me! When i’ll get my hands on the wedding pics, i will defenetly post them, so keep your eyes on Stars, Watch Out!

Jolie and Pitt have been together since early 2005 and have four children.

Ooops! They are on the front pages again! The celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning to have a private wedding ceremony this spring at their home in Santa Barbara, California.

As far as we’ve found out, it seems that the Hollywood couple have been discussing the plans with Brad’s mum Jane, who has finally accepted Angelina into the family. Do you know why? Especially because of the pregnancy. Let’s wait and see if we’re right about this rumor.