It would accept been the ultimate abridged irony: Afterwards endless belief admiration doom for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, they breach up during a anniversary in which their declared accord issues aren’t featured on a distinct bright cover.

On Thursday, affected letters began aerial that the best famous/fabulous/fertile bonfire on the planet had — say it ain’t so! — alleged it quits.

The belief was allegedly kick-started by the contempo absence of sightings of the knee-deep-in-dirty-diapers duo out and about together.

But afore anyone alike had a adventitious to cry to the heavens, “But what will become of poor little Maddox, and Pax, and Zahara, and Shiloh, and 2-month-old twins Vivienne and Knox?” the breach rumblings were arbitrarily attempt down.

Angelina’s rep assures “Entertainment Tonight” that the Jolie-Pitts abide domestically blissed out, absolution the breach allocution as “absolutely not true.”

Need added convincing?

Us says the absolute association chowed bottomward calm Thursday morning, adequate a “big breakfast” al adorn at their $70 amateur French chateau, area they’ve been holed up aback the spring.

(By the way, the alcazar is the ambience for one of the alone abridged tales this week, with Star dubbing it a “pigpen castle” and a antecedent saying, “It’s absolutely appealing disgusting. Every allowance looks like a war zone.”)

Brad Pitt, with sons Maddox and Pax, arrives at the Venice Film Fest aftermost month.

While Jolie has remained out of afterimage in contempo weeks, Pitt has been jumping time zones to advance “Burn Afterwards Reading,” hitting both the Venice Film Festival (with Maddox, 7, and Pax, 4, in tow) and the Toronto Film Festival.

“Everyone is healthy,” he said in Toronto (via People). “No beddy-bye admitting … Beddy-bye is article you continued for, but it’s all right. We’ll get it.”

When a anchorman asked whether he and Jolie had any affairs to assignment calm again, the amateur responded, “Angie and I are alive calm every day, I agreement you.”

Jolie will be aback in the spotlight afterwards this ages as she begins ambiguous for “The Changeling,” the Clint Eastwood-directed ball that’s already earning her Oscar buzz.

Her stylist afresh told People that she “feels some pressure” to acquisition the extra aloof the appropriate accouterments for the film’s Oct. 4 premiere, which will mark her aboriginal time on the red carpeting aback carrying the bifold bundles.

In amid demography affliction of his breed and advancement his atom at the top of the A-list, Pitt has been active accomplishing that do-gooder affair he and Jolie do so able-bodied — and infecting biting admirers in the process.

On Wednesday, he donated $100,000 to advice defeat an action that would ban same-sex marriages in California, a addition that came aloof a few canicule afterwards he and Angelina gave $2 amateur to the Global Health Committee to armamentarium a children’s dispensary in Ethiopia that will be called afterwards Zahara.

Meanwhile, virus-fighting software aggregation McAfee appear this anniversary that Brad has baffled out Paris Hilton to become the best alarming celebrity to chase for online, address of a pop culture-savvy cybercriminal aspect that wants to hit you with spam, spyware, bacilli and added different computer plagues back you chase for a pie-cute pictures of the Brangie bunch.

Angelina Jolie says her accouchement accept “made” her a woman. The “Wanted” extra - who afresh gave bearing to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, her fifth and sixth accouchement with accomplice Brad Pitt - admits she has developed as a actuality back acceptable a mother.

She said: “I adulation actuality a mom. It’s my admired affair to do. It’s the best fun and arduous affair I accept anytime done, and I’ve abstruse a lot about myself forth the way.”

“I accept become added patient, for a start. And my kids accept absolutely fabricated me a woman - I aloof didn’t apperceive I had this benevolence before, this adorning side. Also, they admonish me to be silly. We comedy and I beam with them. So they accept accomplished me to be a woman, but additionally reminded me to be a little kid, and that’s amazing.”

Angelina additionally batten about how Brad copes with actuality a ancestor to so abounding children.

She added to Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine: “Brad is a abundant dad. It agency a lot to me that I accept him in my activity and be there for our kids. I was able to accession them after a father, although I would accept adopted to accept a man at my side.”

“That’s one affair I never accepted back I got complex with Brad - you can’t apperceive if a man will be a acceptable dad after seeing him in that role. Brad is so acceptable with my aboriginal adopted son Maddox and they accept affirmed in such a admirable way that it about makes me cry - and I never cry!”

According to Forbes, Jennifer Aniston, the 39-year-old actress earned more than Angelina Jolie in 2007. She raked in $27 million in 2007 while Jolie earned only $14 million. The top spot was claimed by Cameron Diaz, who took in $50 million. Keira Knightly pulled in $32 million beating out Aniston.

On the other hand, men still made more than the women overall. Will Smith earned $80 million, Johnny Depp netted $72 million while Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers both took in $55 million. Leonardo DiCaprio banked $45 million.

You can see the full lists at Forbes.com.
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Happy birthday, Angelina!

Today is the 33th birthday of Angelina Jolie, who was born in L.A. to actors Jon Voight and Marcheline Bertrand. Her big screen debut was in Voight’s 1982 film “Looking to Get Out. In 1999, Jolie won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her role in “Girl Interrupted” and she was generating Oscar buzz for her role in “Changeling”.

After a failed marriage, she met Brad Pitt on the set of 2005’s “Mr. And Mrs. Smith”. Well, she never thaught she will fall for the actor, whose marriage to Jennifer Aniston had recently ended.

“I said I was absolutely going to marry somebody in another field, an aid worker or something…” she said. “Then I met Brad, everything I wasn’t looking for, but the best man, the best father I could possibly wish for.” (more…)

Well, you know, no marriage, no problem! That’s exactly what Jenna Jameson wants to do. Her idol in this thing seems to be pregnant-with-twins star Angelina Jolie.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, declarred at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added. Why is she so over saying “I Do?” Two failed marriages,” she said. “[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper.”

Previsiously, Jameson was married with Brad Armstrong (they split in 2001) and with film studio owner Jay Grdina (they split in 2006). But things are going well in her relationship with boxer Tito Ortiz, as she declrade.